Stop Putting Words In My Mouth

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sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

(Source: ogallure)

thisisntmeimnotmechanical:

territorialcreep:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I read that in a very french accent

I love that cat’s mustache.

thisisntmeimnotmechanical:

territorialcreep:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I read that in a very french accent

I love that cat’s mustache.

Well fuck you too.

Well fuck you too.

beautiful-ordinary-things:

HE HAS A TINY CART OF CARROTS

beautiful-ordinary-things:

HE HAS A TINY CART OF CARROTS

(Source: aquilamon)

Yes I have a concern... you see, I find it quite offensive on how sexy you are! I mean come on!

You’re a dork Matt.

tyleroakley:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

SWEET JESUS.

That driver is losing her shit… as did I.

(Source: playapleeth)

elen-sila-lumenn:

thescienceofjohnlock:

corinnestark:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

ifelay:

“So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry” … - Imgur







the best thing I have ever seen.

elen-sila-lumenn:

thescienceofjohnlock:

corinnestark:

bouncingdodecahedrons:

ifelay:

“So my friend gave her rabbit a cherry” … - Imgur

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the best thing I have ever seen.

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

(Source: phinflynn)

(Source: zanfisazul)

My coworkers are also my friends. It’s a good thing.

My coworkers are also my friends. It’s a good thing.